21slugs:

sad with a hint of horny

(via a-white-lotus)

spurca:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

(Source: timidbabie, via onceuponahenny)

me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL